Wassup! I'm Kyne!!

this is my strand of the intergalatic web

I am Persephone's weakest pallbearer and dread the day my skinny dumbass arms will end up breaking something in front of the family. Othwrwise you wouldn't believe how chill funeral work is! I get free lunch and everything. So happy I picked my weirdo dream job in middleschool and then it actually stuck and is good.

Anyways, I write gay fanfiction and niche DC f/m pairings. I'm also really into ESO and FR. I am better than you for preferring shojos over shonens but deadass I was so close to ending it when we all thought Nobara was permadead. Unfortunately I have the type of ADHD that means my life is divided into mini-eras based on which media I am most ardently consuming at the time. This means I am permenatly changed by my 2019-2023 MCYT hyperfix. Fuck you Tommyinnit you changed my life.

I once cosplayed Powergirl as if she was going to a symphony at a DC themed symphony and I did experience the Powergirl effect. (People were staring at my tits). I am bizarrely comfortable with being inconvienced. I think the pepperspray office story is a funny antedote, and not a strange working enviroment. Whatever I quit that job so I can focus on the funeral home that loves me so so so much. Fuck you btw.

I will always. I will always. I will never.